Church is big business and more people in the seats means more money to spend! Hey there Pastor, is that car weighing you down? You deserve an upgrade and nothing spells success like a new Benz. Show your congregation just how richly God wants to bless all of you by getting a big ole’ car. But first you’re going to need that raise. So get out there and win some souls! Remember, more souls means more money in the offering baskets. Just how can we get the word out about our church though? Well, it’s winter here in Canada so why not pass out some nifty windshield scrapers with a catchy slogan on it like, “He has already cleared the way,” and a link to your fancy church website (because successful churches are also media-saavy!).